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Funny Jokes Archive
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The Wife and the Bull
A man takes his wife to the county livestock show, and they head down the aisle that houses the...
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The Other Guy's Meal
A man has been visiting Cuba for a week. He's leaving the next day and still hasn't tried much of...
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Sheep vs. Wife
One night a man barges into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and stands in front of his wife...
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The Prostitute Parrots
The madam of a brothel has a problem, so she goes to a local priest. "I have two talking female parrots...
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The Dog Funeral
Muldoon lives with his dog in the countryside. When the dog dies, Muldoon goes to the parish priest...
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Making Puppies
Johnny and his father were taking a walk, when Johnny noticed two dogs mating...
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The Chicken or the Egg
A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is stretched back smoking a cigarette with...
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Afterlife Update
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife...
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DEA Dog on a Plane
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in...
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Elephant Encounter
In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from college. On a hike through...
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The Lost Cat
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks...
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Dead Donkey Raffle
A young city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00...
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Agency Rabbit Hunt
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals...
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The Crabby Wife
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to...
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The Brothel Parrot
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the...
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