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Funny Jokes Archive
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The Distraught Widow
A ninety year old woman had just lost her husband of sixty five years. She decided she could not bare...
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Feeling Blue
"What's wrong with me, doc?" asks the patient. "My balls have turned blue!" The doctor examines...
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Lost in Translation
A man just got out of surgery and was still in the hospital lying in bed with a breathing machine...
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A Practical Doctor
A man visits his doctor complaining of uncontrollable flatulence. The doctor tells him to undress...
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Circumcision Mistake
A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he’s perturbed...
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My Living Will
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live...
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Cure for a Cough
The owner of a drugstore walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall with an odd look on...
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Golf Balls and Cows
A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a broken nose. The doctor asks him what...
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Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor...
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Migraine Headaches
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history...
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No Viagra Necessary
An embarrassed man goes to see his doctor after several frustrating nights with his wife. “I have...
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Donate for Money
A man and a woman are standing in a really long line at a hospital donation center. Bored, the man...
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Kids at the Hospital
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside an operating...
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Professional Advice
A doctor and a lawyer were chatting at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people...
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Redneck Vasectomy
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough little hillbillies, as they could not...
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