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Turn Off the Lights
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music...
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The Professional Gambler
During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender...
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Irishman's Two Brothers
An Irishman walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "What'll you have?" The man says, "Give me...
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No More Drinking
A depressed-looking regular enters a bar and orders a Coke. The bartender asks why he doesn't want...
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The Persistent Drunk
A drunk walks into a bar, sits down, and demands a drink. "Get out!" the bartender shouts. "I don't serve...
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Stupid Wives?
Two guys are chatting in a bar, complaining about their wives. “My wife is really stupid,” says the...
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Drunken Clothing Bill
George met up with the guys at a local bar and proceeded to get shitfaced. After about three hours...
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His First Time
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 5 shots of Jack!"
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Another Bad Day
A guy walks into a bar and quickly says to the bartender, "Give me 5 shots of Jack!"
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The Drunken Businessman
Peter is relaxing after work one day in a bar on the top floor of a New York skyscraper. While he's...
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Drinking Deer Hunters
One night at a local bar frequented by a bunch of deer hunters who were waiting for the opening day...
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Irish Drinking Dare
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear...
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The Wrong Bar
A guy walks into a bar... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but decides he really wants...
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The Telepathic Watch
A very handsome and even more confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive...
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The Irish Drinker
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness, and sits in the back of...
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