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Looking for a Good Man
A lady places a personal ad in the paper that reads, “Looking for a man who won’t beat me, won’t run...
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Gender of the Baby
A pregnant brunette, redhead, and blonde were all in the waiting room of an OBGYN's office, discussing whether...
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Shoe Salesman Pervert
A woman goes shoe-shopping one day. As the salesman is helping her try on shoes he notices she is...
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The Mistaken Hiker
A guy is hiking up a mountain when he notices a girl standing at the edge of a cliff, crying...
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An Offer That Bites
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with spectacular breasts and offers her $100 to let him...
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Valentine's Day Gifts
There were three men drinking in a bar: a doctor, an attorney, and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his...
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Olympic Condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack...
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The Wife and the Bull
A man takes his wife to the county livestock show, and they head down the aisle that houses the...
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Pinocchio the Lover
Pinocchio and his girlfriend are in bed, doing what wooden puppets do, when she suddenly sighs. He asks...
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No More Drinking
A depressed-looking regular enters a bar and orders a Coke. The bartender asks why he doesn't want...
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Circumcision Mistake
A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he’s perturbed...
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Celebrity Tattoos
A lady goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist to tattoo a picture of Robert Redford on her right...
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Making Puppies
Johnny and his father were taking a walk, when Johnny noticed two dogs mating...
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The Older Husband
At 85 years, Morris marries a lovely 25 year old woman. Because her new husband is so old, the woman...
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Daughter and a Vibrator
A mother hears a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom, so she opens the door and finds...
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