|
Funny Jokes Archive
| Category: Religious Jokes |
|
Listing 1 - 15 (of 35 total)
1. |
Turn Off the Lights
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music...
|
2. |
Nuns on a Freeway
A police man is driving down the road when all of the sudden the freeway starts to get backed up...
|
3. |
A Catholic Convert
Two old Jewish men are strolling down the street one day, when they happen to walk by a Catholic...
|
4. |
The Prostitute Parrots
The madam of a brothel has a problem, so she goes to a local priest. "I have two talking female parrots...
|
5. |
The Dog Funeral
Muldoon lives with his dog in the countryside. When the dog dies, Muldoon goes to the parish priest...
|
6. |
The Barber and Rome
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber, who responded...
|
7. |
Confessing or Braggin?
A 75-year-old man goes to confession and tells the priest, "Forgive me father for I have sinned...
|
8. |
Businessman in Trouble
A Jewish businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His business was failing, he had put everything...
|
9. |
Afterlife Update
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife...
|
10. |
Selling Bibles
While checking the church storeroom, the pastor discovered several cases of new Bibles that never had...
|
11. |
Wrong E-mail Address
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They...
|
12. |
Janitor Plays Priest
In a small cathedral, a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by...
|
13. |
The Drunken Priest
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor...
|
14. |
The Blind Man
On a hot summer day, two nuns - both young, blonde and beautiful — are working in the church...
|
15. |
Profitable Mistake
On his way out of church after mass, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister...
|
| 
Home
